Sitting quietly in my new 2nd hand chair

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Sitting pretty in my new chair. Yummy jizz just waiting for some hungry friend. My favourite treat. I'm ready to share. Who volunteers. I never know what to say here. I should copy something to paste in.

Published by Stevenj333

Video Transcription

Well, welcome back.

I've got a new chair.

After ************ years, my other chair unceremoniously collapsed while I was sitting in it.

It was a slow roll to the floor, so there was no injury.

And today, after, I don't know, six or eight weeks, I've got a used chair.