My flatmate tells me if my cock is big and hard so I can fuck rich and tight pussy with my huge penis.

Oh, the truth is, that thing my girlfriend told me made me look really bad, that I have a penis too.

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Actually, that's got me confused because I don't have my penis that small.

She says I'm small, but there's no one to ask.

I'm going down to the kitchen for a moment.